Love Poems

These love poems are practically guaranteed to add a little extra zing and romance to your world. Would you like a funny poem for your valentine or a romantic poem for your wedding? Are you seeking that poem to remind you what true love is (or isn’t) all about? If so, you’re likely to find exactly what you need right here. So don’t be shy. Simply email me with a request. (And please, don’t forget to include full copyright information on every copy made. For internet use, a link back to the poem on this website is also required.)

FINDING THE POEM YOU WANT: As you scroll through this section, read each snippet sample (usually the first four lines) to get a feel for the poem. When you find something you like, click “CONTINUE READING” to view the entire poem.

No Flies on Me

Written by Susan Noyes Anderson on July 2, 2009. Posted in Funny Poems, Love Poems

©1992 Susan Noyes Anderson

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Take all yore shit and git clean off my land;
that hog I raised is better company.
At least he knows to let a feller be
and plays a sucker straight, not underhand.

The Caveat

Written by Susan Noyes Anderson on July 2, 2009. Posted in Funny Poems, Love Poems

©1995 Susan Noyes Anderson, For Better or For Worse, Meadowbrook Press

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Opinions expressed by
the man in this house
should not be confused with
those held by his spouse.

Several years ago I came up with what I felt was a pretty fun and sassy saying, so I couldn’t resist making a little plaque of it to hang in my kitchen as a permanent display. The best part is that nearly everyone who enters my culinary domain makes a comment or observation about it, my husband included! (Thankfully, he is an awfully good sport with an excellent sense of humor.)