Funny Poems

Some ask why I’m allowing these funny poems to roam the internet at will, and the answer is simple. Like all good poems, they need an audience…and we’re glad you’ve applied for the job! So buckle up, enjoy the ride, and sample humor that ranges from silly to smart alecky, from tender to tongue-in-cheek. You’re sure to find something you like and go home with a smile. Need something funny for children specifically? Try the Children’s Poems category.(Just request permission by email and include full copyright information on all copies. For internet use, please link back to the poem on this site.)

FINDING THE POEM YOU WANT:  As you scroll through this section, simply read each snippet sample (usually the first four lines) to get a feel for the poem. When you find something you like, click “CONTINUE READING” to view the entire poem.

Growing Pains

Written by Susan Noyes Anderson on . Posted in Funny Poems

©1994 Susan Noyes Anderson, The Funny Side of Parenthood, Meadowbrook Press

growingboy

My little boys are growing up.
The baby’s five-foot-three!
It’s great, but must they take such pride
in looking down on me?

differences of opinion in marriage

The Caveat

Written by Susan Noyes Anderson on . Posted in Funny Poems, Love Poems

©1995 Susan Noyes Anderson, For Better or For Worse, Meadowbrook Press

rooster

Opinions expressed by
the man in this house
should not be confused with
those held by his spouse.

chicken-md

Several years ago I came up with what I felt was a pretty fun and sassy saying, so I couldn’t resist making a little plaque of it to hang in my kitchen as a permanent display. The best part is that nearly everyone who enters my culinary domain makes a comment or observation about it, my husband included! (Thankfully, he is an awfully good sport with an excellent sense of humor.)

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