Positive Affirmations

©1999 by Susan Noyes Anderson, Awaken Your Spiritual Power, Karisma Press

I’m good and kind and loyal,
except for when I’m not.
I’m friendly, and I’m willing,
if you don’t expect a lot.

My house is always tidy;
just don’t open any drawers
I’m frugal with my spending,
but I binge at discount stores.

I’m conscious of my diet;
now, if only I would do it!
I’m thankful every day for life
and hope I can get through it!

Hey, I’m not feeling all that great.
Why all these agitations?
I should be feeling A-okay
with all these affirmations!

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