©1991 by Susan Noyes Anderson

Vote 4 me!
I am running for Vice President.
Vote 4 me!
I will give you one hundred percent.
Vote 4 me!
If you want changes made, I’m your man.
Vote 4 me!
I will serve any way that I can.

Oh wait up!
There is just one more thing, only one.
Vote 4 me!
My opponent is, well, sorta dumb.
(And besides,
I’ll be handing out candy and gum.)